Every story has a murder

It was February, my girlfriend was six months pregnant and I hated her for it. I haven’t always dated other women. There had been trysts, but Courtney was the first girl I ever had real feelings for. I met her at a metal show in Detroit three years ago. She was tiny, but she kept Continue reading

I don’t know why I liked Clarence’s picture in the first place, but that’s what happened and we can’t change it. This was the fall of 2024, after things fell apart with my fiancé before the wedding. I felt sick and I couldn’t sleep. The filth piled up around me and my life was generally Continue reading

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Did not blog during my last couple of days in Waterford because what is there to say. I’m Hamlet: I went home, I solved a murder, and now I’m back at school, which is how that play ends. We did the drive back up to Marquette, again, each time more magical than the last, although Continue reading

Cold and cloudy. Hot and cold. Stormy. The angels are crying from heaven. God is bowling. I’m saying I didn’t feel well today, because I’m sensitive. I told you I went on a date yesterday, and that was a mistake. My head wasn’t on straight for that sort of thing. Nothing bad happened, everyone behaved, Continue reading

Today we did three main things: 2. Did my laundry at “Loads of Fun Laundromat” and okay, this one does get my goat a little. The place is half a mile from the brentwood so an obvious first choice. Already I’m a little dubious about the name. I get the pun: a load of laundry/load Continue reading

The big news today is that the meat slab has in fact made Wendy sick. Or maybe it’s a coincidence. I’m not a doctor, but she kept me up all night with tummy trouble. She’s a little better today but I think it’s safe to conclude that the slab of meat was at least a Continue reading

It’s not quite 5pm but there’s still 30 minutes until my next thing and I have no one else to talk to so here we are again. I couldn’t sleep last night, probably because I got two good nights of sleep in a row and I didn’t exercise yesterday. But my fitbit told me not Continue reading

Writing to you from a coffee house in town called “the crib.” In my cursory research two weeks ago I determined this was a good enough place in Marquette to hang out in the evening. There are literally no coffee shops to hang at in the evening in waterford. Well no, there’s a Starbucks on Continue reading

Blogging every day about my life is extremely interesting, to me personally. I can’t think of a topic more fascinating. People sometimes say that they are not very interested in themselves and I do not relate. Yesterday I said I felt 3 out of 10 and I predicted today would be a 4 and I Continue reading